A British doctor says “Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

A German doctor says, “That’s nothing, we can take a
lung out of one person put it in another - and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, “You guys
are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war.”